Happy New Year!

Here’s a list of things that I've found are okay to say to a baby – but NOT okay to say to an adult.

1. Somebody smells like they went poop!
2. Look at how fat you’ve gotten!
3. Peekaboo! I see you!
4. Hey there, baldy! Plan on growing some hair anytime soon?
5. You’re sitting up all by yourself!
6. I want to eat you up!
7. Are you ticklish? Are you TICKLISH?
8. You’re so cute when you cry.
9.  It’s Little Miss Chubbypants!
10. I think Mr. Cranky needs a nap.